Erika Christensen Wants You To Be A Scientologist

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Like any religion when you step back and look at them, I won’t sit here and explain how ridiculous Scientology sounds. But Erika Christensen has apparently been a lifelong Scientologist. But unlike Megan Fox’s religion that causes you to speak in tongues and need a decoder ring, Erika says Scientology is about studying. BORING. Us reports:

“[People assume] we’re some kind of closed group and we’re just the Hollywood religion and we worship rabbits,” joked the actress of the faith practiced by Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Beck and other stars. “I don’t actually know how many people think that.” Christensen explained that she was raised in the Church by her Scientology parents, Kathy and Steven Christensen, and would thus have no issue with introducing her future children to the religion’s practices. “I would expose to them, like, this is what I do, which is how my parents did it, because my parents are Scientologists,” she said. “When I was seven, they did this demonstration. There is this thing in Scientology, it’s a study method to demonstrate things out.” “I would give them the option of, like, these are our study tools,” she continued. “You can use them in school, get good grades, learn.”

Erika Christensen has huge boobs, so….must….not….listen….stop…..nodding. Uncross your arms and walk away, Todd. You’re nodding again…..must….pull…away. RUN! RUN!

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