Kristen Stewart Banged Rupert Sanders For Six Months

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In her public apology to seemingly everyone, Kristen Stewart said her affair with the married director of Snow White and The Huntsman was a “momentary indiscretion”. I had to Google it, but that translates to, “this dude had his dick in me for six months LOL”. People UK reports:

…relatives of Rupert, 41, who saw her gazing adoringly at him ­during the premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman on May 29, suspect the affair went on much longer. Pictures have also emerged of the pair looking cosy in a restaurant in Berlin on May 15. Rupert’s actress-and-model wife Liberty Ross, 33, who plays Kristen’s mother in the Snow White movie and was at the premiere, believes the “fling” started during ­filming last year. Liberty’s younger brother Leopold, a British rock ­guitarist based in Los Angeles, insisted: “It was from the last half of filming and all through post-production, clear into last week.” Leopold revealed the anger felt by his sister, who met Rupert when she was a teenager and left Britain so her husband could make a career in Hollywood while she looked after children Sklya Lily, seven, and Tennyson, five. Leopold said: “She made some sacrifices for something she thought was worth it, now she knows, right? Five minutes from her home. “Doubt it was worth it but it’s life. It might actually make things better in the long run. She wasn’t that happy for a while, but our family is close, she’ll be all right.”

No official reason has been given as to why Stewart cheated other than she’s a huge slut, but sources now say it’s because she’s crazy. Or a “woman”. Same thing.

Meanwhile sources close to American beauty Kristen claim she cheated on London-born hunk Robert, 26, because of jealousy over his friendship with ­another co-star. Robert became close to Australian actress Emilie de Ravin, 30, while filming Remember Me in 2009. They stayed friends and he was a shoulder to cry on when the former Lost actress’s ­marriage to actor Josh Janowi hit the rocks. A source close to Kristen said: “She found it difficult to cope with Robert being close friends with another woman. “As their friendship grew, she ­became more envious to the point that she would be very upset. They struck up their friendship when they were working away in New York and Kristen was still living in Los Angeles. “Nothing romantic ever happened between them but it didn’t make Kristen feel any better about them being so close. Emilie was at a very low ebb. She was going through a split and she and Robert made one another laugh.

Kristen Stewart looks like a dead lay, but she can apparently only get wet from sucking off a married dude in a car or her revenge plot over the scenario in her head that never happened. So she probably gives up the ass. I’m torn, my friends. That’s really all I have for this story.