Maria Menounos Is In A Bikini Again

Women make a big deal about being able to have kids like it’s some sort of miracle instead of bodily function, but please understand that as a man, I could launch an entire civilization on Maria Menounos‘ stomach in about two minutes. Or her face. Greeks like shitty tasting yogurt. I guess what I’m saying is that every uterus and ovary needs to get over themselves. I could repopulate an entire planet before lunch.