When you look like a panda injected with elephant (the creature known as “Pandaphant”) DNA got you pregnant, it might not be the best idea to walk around in something that would mistakenly get you shot by somebody on a safari. I don’t know. Maybe the outfit is supposed to go with the roaring noises Jessica Simpson makes when the waiter brings over the bacon Twinkies.
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