Whips And Chains And Handcuffs, Oh My!

Let’s just hope this little publicity stunt doesn’t turn Karissa Shannon into the next Paris. We already have too many useless bitches to make fun of.

According to TMZ:

When we caught up with Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch outside STK last night, he told us the Karissa tape was “definitely the most extreme video that I’ve ever seen, as a celebrity tape. There’s everything you can imagine — whips, chains, handcuffs. It’s absolutely crazy.”

That all sounds like a typical Tuesday in my house, so I’m not really getting the “extreme” part of it. It consists of a barely B cup blonde engaging in some light bondage with a black dude. There are 12 different versions of that behind the counter at 7-11. I mean look at how Hirsch even qualifies his claim by adding “as a celebrity tape”. That’s like saying Good Luck Chuck is the funniest movie… that Dane Cook was ever in. I can watch Animal Planet for kinkier sex than any celebrity sex tape has ever produced- complete with night vision and a golden shower. Have you watched Meerkat Manor? Those little buggers get craaaazzzzzyyyy!!

NOTE: You can watch the interview here.