Claire Danes showed up to the UK premiere of Me & Orson Welles in London in a see through dress and no bra last night, and I’m still trying to figure out why. Breast cancer awareness month is over, right? No need to show off your mastectomy. At least I think she had a mastectomy, it’s hard to tell. If she hasn’t, she might want to tell people she had, because can you really say that those are tits? I don’t think you can. My girlfriend has perfect D’s made by God’s own loving hand, so when I see chicks who have to shop at Tiny Town for their bras it’s really depressing. For them. Unless their vaginas can accurately predict winning lottery numbers, they might want to consider a consultation.
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