Dorothy? Well, What Has Dorothy Done?

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Actress Famke Janssen was in NYC this weekend riding on her gay ass bike and holding an umbrella when it doesn’t appear to be raining. So either she’s answering an ad for a nanny at 17 Cherry Tree Lane or she’s going to go talk to Uncle Henry and Auntie Em about Dorothy. Why, if they don’t hand over that dog, she’ll bring a damage suit that’ll take their whole farm! There’s a law protecting folks against dogs that bite, you know!