AnnaLynne McCord and her optimistically named sister, Angel, hosted some kind of event last night and oh dear God these chicks are like visual dry heaves. AnnaLynne’s forehead looks like a Nestle Crunch ice cream bar and I’m pretty Angel is waiting for her next round of estrogen shots. Christ, all they need is one more sister and they can tell Macbeth he’s going to be king.
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