The VMAs Were Last Night

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As you might have already guessed, the 2009 MTV VMAs were last night and since I’m not a 14-year old cutter with bangles and daddy didn’t love me hair, I missed it. Sorry about that. Mostly because I was wondering if Jake Delhomme would be a better quarterback with both of his arms chopped off. Hey, we gotta try something!

Some people who were there: