Happy 33rd, Butter Face

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Fergie celebrated her 34th birthday yesterday at LIV nightclub in Miami. She, of course, dragged along Josh Duhamel, who must cover up her face or wear a blindfold during all their romantic encounters.

I feel for her crystal meth addiction, because minus the meth face, she’s hot. But she messed (methed!) that up for herself and still managed to ensnare Josh Duhamel.

I dunno, I dig her humps, I just wish they didn’t come with that face.