Performing with the Pussycat Dolls is a coming of age ritual for any respectable whore, so let’s all congratulate Kim Kardashian on hers Friday night in Las Vegas. According to these pictures, she spent the night seducing the camera and stretching out different costumes. Speaking of which, can somebody please tell me what’s up with the sailor outfit? Is this 1942? Women can be sailors now. And last time I checked, their uniforms weren’t bedazzled. I know cellulite squeezed into some fishnets is supposed to bring the sexy, but you can see how it might be a little difficult when Kim Kardashian looks like a gay cruise activities director.
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