Jenna Jameson is Pregnant

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With years of getting hit with semen in the wrong place to make a baby behind her, Jenna Jameson is finally pregnant! Hurray! Page Six reports:

Congrats to Jenna Jameson. The retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz. “She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.” Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro. Jameson’s assistant didn’t return calls and Ortiz’s rep had no comment.”

I only say hurray because you’re supposed to be happy when somebody is pregnant, but it’s gonna suck for this kid when he realizes his mom’s vagina has been bombed out like Iraq and his dad looks he should be throwing barrels at Mario. There’s also been much speculation about how the kid is going to be born. Jenna Jameson wants a natural birth. Whereas several doctors agree that “rappelling” might be the best option.

Jenna Jameson in Zombie Strippers: