Calum Best is Already Bored With Lindsay Lohan

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There may be trouble in paradise for Lindsay Lohan and her new man, Calum Best. Sources say the couple got into a “screaming match” Monday night that started in their Soho Grand penthouse and ended in the lobby. A source says:

Calum’s clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room.”

Although Lindsay was #1 on Maxim’s Hot 100 list (seriously), Page Six claims Lindsay was upset at Best for his wandering eye at Cipriani Downtown on Sunday:

Our spies saw Best “collecting numbers from all the models” every time Lohan’s back was turned.”

This is just a long winded intro to say that the people at Maxim are probably gay, because there’s no alternate universe I can think of where Lindsay Lohan is #1 in anything that involves the word “hot.” Unless Maxim is planning on doing “Hot 100 at the Free Clinic.” You’d have to turn a few hundred pages to find her name on a list of things I’d want to have sex with.