The 33rd Annual Razzies (Dis)-Honor Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

The 33rd Annual Razzie Award nominations came in today, and as usual, this year's nominations favor the easiest targets imaginable: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 racked up a whopping ten nominations, one in each category. Other big losers include the box office dud Battleship, directed by Peter Berg and co-starring Rihanna (both nominated), the Adam Sandler comedy That's My Boy, the Tyler Perry comedy Madea's Witness Protection and the cast of "Jersey Shore" who, despite only having about two minutes of screen time, eked out a nomination for The Three Stooges because… well, they're the cast of "Jersey Shore," and are therefore the easiest targets imaginable.

The only big surprise, as near as we can tell, is that the Razzies decided – unlike the rest of the world – that John Carter, now one of the most notorious bombs of all time, was actually a pretty good movie. Despite its high visibility and critical drubbing, Andrew Stanton's sci-fi epic got off scot-free, without a single Razzie nomination to its (dis)credit.

The complete list of nominees is as follows. The 33rd Annual Razzie Awards will be presented on Saturday, February 23rd, the day before the Academy Awards (as opposed to last year's Razzie Awards, which were – apparently quite temporarily – shifted to April Fool's Day). 

 

Worst Picture


Battleship


The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure


That's My Boy


A Thousand Words


The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Worst Director


Sean Anders – That's My Boy


Peter Berg – Battleship


Bill Condon – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II


Tyler Perry – Good Deeds / Madea's Witness Protection


John Putch – Atlas Shrugged: Part II

Worst Actress


Katherine Heigl – One for the Money


Milla Jovovich – Resident Evil: Retribution


Tyler Perry – Madea's Witness Protection


Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II / Snow White and the Huntsman


Barbra Streisand – The Guilt Trip



Worst Actor


Nicolas Cage – Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance / Seeking Justice


Eddie Murphy – A Thousand Words


Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Tyler Perry – Alex Cross / Good Deeds


Adam Sandler – That's My Boy

Worst Supporting Actress


Jessica Biel – Playing For Keeps / Total Recall


Brooklyn Decker – Battleship / What to Expect When You're Expecting


Ashley Greene – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II


Jennifer Lopez – What to Expect When You're Expecting


Rihanna – Battleship

Worst Supporting Actor


David Hasselhoff – Pirannha 3-DD


Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II


Liam Neeson – Battleship / Wrath of the Titans


Nick Swardson – That's My Boy


Vanilla Ice – That's My Boy



Worst Screen Ensemble


Battleship


The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure


That's My Boy


The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II


Madea's Witness Protection

Worst Screenplay


Atlas Shrugged Part II


Battleship


That's My Boy


A Thousand Words


The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel


Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance


Pirannha 3-DD


Red Dawn


Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II


Madea's Witness Protection



Worst Screen Couple


Any two cast members from "Jersey Shore" in The Three Stooges


Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II


Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II


Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea's Witness Protection


Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That's My Boy

 


William Bibbiani is the editor of CraveOnline's Film Channel and co-host of The B-Movies Podcast. Follow him on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani.