Meet Your New Favorite Woman on the Internet: Jayde Pierce
You may not have heard of model/fashion blogger Jayde Pierce before, but rest assured that there is a corner of the Internet that is doing nothing else but talking about her. The reasoning behind 20-year-old Jayde’s recent leap into the public eye is due to her recent vacation on Bora Bora with Justin Bieber, and presumably being around during the time in which some weirdo paparazzi snapped a few pics of Bieber sans underwear.
So now Jayde has the dubious honor of hanging around with Bieber on the vacation in which the world became acquainted with his penis, which is probably something they’ll laugh about to their kids if they ever get married. “Mommy, what was it like when you and Daddy first met?” “Well, Justin Jr., he took me to Bora Bora and some overweight, balding guy took a photo of Daddy’s balls while he wandered around butt naked on a balcony.”
Jayde catapulting to prominence in the celebrity world has inevitably seen her Instagram page take a turn for the worse, as comments on her photos now largely revolve around jealous Beliebers issuing threats of violence against her, because people don’t know how to behave themselves on the Internet.
You can follow Jayde on Instagram right here, where she is now largely posting images of her Bora Bora vacation to her 210,000 followers and a wide variety of unreasonably angry fans.