Jonathan Dwyer Headbutted His Wife For Not Giving It Up

Jonathan Dwyer


Jonathan Dwyer also played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He probably learned this move from Ben Roethlisberger. Pretty smooth.

Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer headbutted his wife in the face and broke her nose during a domestic dispute in July … this according to official court docs. Investigators say ... Dwyer and his wife were in an argument on July 21st that escalated when he “attempted to kiss her and remove her clothing.” Dwyer’s wife allegedly told him to stop — but when he continued anyway, she bit his lip. That’s when cops say Jonathan headbutted her in the face, fracturing her nasal bone. Dwyer’s wife left the home — but she says she returned when Jonathan texted her a picture of a knife and said he didn’t want to live anymore. According to the report, “She said he had threatened to kill himself in front of her and their child if she alerted the police to the assault.”

Sooo….this dude is crazy. This dude is crazy, right? Deliver a headbutt, then threaten to kill yourself in front of your kid? What’s his wife’s vagina made of? Honey? Magic? Honey and magic? Or maybe it’s made from something not found on the periodic table, because this sounds like a pretty extreme response to not being able to get laid.