Somebody Got Lil Kim Pregnant

Lil Kim Pregnant


BREAKING: An unidentified male willingly placed his unwrapped penis into Lil Kim and didn't pull out. Us Weekly reports:

Rapper Lil' Kim is pregnant! "I'm so excited! I'm a few months along, I can't wait to be a mom!" Lil' Kim exclusively tells Us Weekly. Lil' Kim took to the stage at The Blonds Fashion Week after-party in New York City on Wednesday night, Feb. 12, to announce her pregnancy. "I'm a mom, but I can turn it up a little!" she said as she rubbed her belly. Indeed, the 39-year-old rapper doesn't plan on slowing down any time soon. "I'm still going to work," she tells Us. "I'm still going to be hardcore. The baby has made me even more of a beast!"

I don't think it was the baby who has made you more of a beast as much as the nail salon you went to in Korea Town that has a nitrous oxide tank and an operating table in the back. Walk ins shouldn't be welcome at a plastic surgeon's office. If I saw Lil Kim walking down the street my first instinct would be to stab her in the heart then cross myself.