Based on her leaked, nude pics from a few years ago, it was obvious that Vanessa Hudgens does not use the Schick Quattro for Women. It’s four ultra-thin blades allow for an incredibly close and long lasting smooth shave. With Schick Quattro for Women, you and your vagina are ready for anything. If only I knew of a place where she could find one oh wait there’s one. Anyway, here she is at the Los Angeles Premiere of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island yesterday. I could go on I guess but the whole point of this post is to say that I would have sex with her. It’s Friday. Let’s keep our expectations low okay?
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