Further proving the longstanding stereotype that fat white guys can’t dance, Chaz Bono made herits his debut on Dancing With The Stars last night by performing the Cha cha with the possible tranny, Lacey Schwimmer. And although this might look like a frolicking romp full of sexual chemistry and passion, please keep in mind that the blonde in high heels and the guy with the beard and beer gut both use tampons.
Note: In case this didn’t fully turn you on, here’s Chaz Bono topless. Awww, yeah baby! We’re heating things up!