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Samantha Ronson‘s mugshot was released yesterday, and I’d like to point out that even in 2011, rape remains a real, palpable fear for women. This saddens me. So to help quell the number of rapes that occur on many unsuspecting women, I suggest they go their nearest plastic surgeon’s office and ask for the “Samantha Ronson”. No, no, please stop. No need to thank me. I am just one man trying to make a difference.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
