Every year, the Golden Globes has a hot chick on stage who stands perfectly still then shows the people who just won which side to exit on, and they call her Miss Golden Globe. This year, it was Joe Mantegna’s daughter, Gia Mantegna. Please keep in mind that she’s standing between her mother and father in the banner picture. Her mother. And father. I’m not saying her mother got her prenatal vitamins at Hogwarts, but man, Gia sure is pretty isn’t she? How did that happen?
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