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I wonder how many boxes of Hydrashoks Laurence Fishburne bought today. I guess it doesn’t really matter. He only needs one to blow his fucking head off. TMZ reports:
Vivid Entertainment prez Steve Hirsch tells TMZ, the first shipment of Montana’s porn sold out across the country — more than 25,000 copies in total — and we’re told even more DVDs were placed on backorder. According to Steve, Vivid has officially offered Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter — aka “Chippy D” — a multi-picture deal to cash in on all the success … although it’s not clear how many adult flicks that actually entails. As we first reported, Laurence’s close friends offered to buy up every last copy of Montana’s porno for $1 million — but by then it was too late … the DVDs had already been sent out. No word yet if Montana will take Vivid up on their new offer.
Man, I should really get into porn. I could make a bunch of two-minute films and really make some dece…wait, did I “minutes”? Haha, I meant hours. What? No…I did! Two hours! Look, don’t be like th…wait! Come back! Come back!
