Snooki Was Arrested Yesterday[Gallery not found]
When your 15 minutes are solely based on your ability to get shitfaced, yeah, I’d say this was inevitable. And not at all for publicity. According to TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell us the Seaside Heights PD busted Snooki moments ago for disorderly conduct. The details of that conduct are unclear. We’re told Snooki — real name Nicole Polizzi — is currently in police custody. Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong … only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola. We’re told she was also seen at a local bar taking “body shots.”
Okay, I admit I didn’t miss a single episode of the first season of Jersey Shore. I know, I know! But it was for the same reason I would poke at roadkill with a stick when I was little (true story) – I am one fucked up little lady. I mean, you put together a group of half-breeds and half-wits who serve as the poster children for melanoma and ‘roid rage, give them a bottle of Jäger, throw in a couple of Bump-Its, and let the rest play out on it’s own? That’s pure GOLD in my book. But I digress… why the hell would anyone put Coke in a beer bong? To see how fast those empty calories go straight to your thighs? Well done Snooks- you seem to be winning that race.
I wonder how much fan mail this dude gets: