Alexis Neiers Is Out Of Jail, Still Thinks She’s Famous

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I think I can speak for everyone when I say, “Who?”. E!Online reports:

The erstwhile E! star was released from Lindsay Lohan’s current digs, the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., Friday at 7:41 p.m. after serving 30 days of a 180-day sentence for her role in burglarizing Orlando Bloom’s home. “I’ve had time to reflect on my life and the choices that led me to this experience, left alone in my cell 23 hours a day and having everything stripped away but the bare essentials. I did a lot of soul searching. I feel very humbled and see my life in a way that I have come to be very grateful for and I am also grateful to everyone who has helped and supported me through this,” Neiers tells E! News.

This story is a little tired. Some rich bitch with daddy issues and a trumped up sense of entitlement does something wrong, gets a minor slap on the wrist, and is let go. Yes, she walks away as a felon, but something tells me she’ll be okay… I doubt strip clubs perform background checks.

I don’t want to look at any more pictures of this future giver of lap dances than I have to, so here are some of the sexy people at ComicCon (NERD ALERT!) this weekend: