My penis has been in a lot of things that he’s not proud of, but I am not even halfway joking when I say that there isn’t enough PBR, Patron, and hypnosis in the world for me to willingly stick my dong in this skank. If I did, I can’t shake the feeling that Jesus would tap me on the shoulder and tell me to hurry up and finish because he needs to get Lazarus out.
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