Rachel Uchitel, the woman who had sex with Tiger Woods on Ambien while his wife and baby were at home, apparently used to date Stephen Dorff. As your discerning eye will deduce by these pictures taken last summer in Malibu. Based on these pictures I can see why Tiger hit that, but based on face, I can see why he’s trying to pay her off not to say anything. Not to sound rude or critical, because that’s not my thing, but her face looks like the drawing of an abused child. And I can’t really say that’s a compliment.
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