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The first teaser trailer for the remake of Wes Craven’s 1984 horror classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street, was released today, and I have to admit, it doesn’t look terrible. It stars the great Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children, Watchmen) as child-killer Freddy Krueger, and it looks like it keeps some creepiness of the original. Horror movies have sucked for a while now, so I hope this turns out okay. Look, I’m sorry, but little Amish kids in corn and vampires in body glitter aren’t scary no matter how many movies you make about them. Oh, and I’m looking at you too, little Asian girl. I’m a little disappointed in you. Now you go back down to your well and think about that.
