While you’re trying to ignore how painfully unfunny Jimmy Fallon is, please keep in mind that Betty White is 87. And she’s playing beer pong. She looks like she should be floating down a staircase or haunting a library, but Betty White continues to be one of the coolest people on Earth. Sometimes I wish she were my grandma. Maybe then she wouldn’t tell everybody that I still make pee pee in the bed. Screw you, grandma! Why can’t you love me??!!??
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