Tamara Mellon broke up with Christian Slater last month, and as you can see in these pictures of her in St. Barths, she’s completely devastated. And why wouldn’t she be? Christian Slater is an A-list celebrity with Hollywood at his feet, she’s just the founder of some lady shoe company called Jimmy Choo. Jimmy Choo! Man, what a stupid name for a shoe! Who the hell is gonna buy that?! LMAO!! What’s next, you gonna tell me that dinosaurs really existed and those aliens didn’t abduct me because I was special? Hahaha, c’mon. Get real, buddy!
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