I tried to find a time machine to take me back to place where Helena Christensen’s face didn’t look like something that was found on an archaeological dig, but as it turns out, time machines don’t exist. That’s a shame, because Helena Christensen used to be super hot. At least her body looks sorta okay. I mean, I’d still hit it, but only if there wasn’t a game on.
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