I’ve tried sprinkling some interesting gossip fairy dust I got from this Haitian lady on my computer, but today still sucks, so here’s Tea Leoni and David Duchovny at the beach with their kids (not included) this past weekend. They look happy and Californication is a great show, so I guess I’ll leave them alone. You know who I won’t leave alone? Kobe Bryant. One of these days he’s gonna have to face me.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
