Eliot Spitzer Was Hittin’ This

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As everybody knows by now, Democratic New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer, announced his resignation after The New York Times reported that he spent two hours with a $2,100-an-hour prostitute by the name of “Kristen” at the Mayflower Hotel in February. Well, “Kristen” is actually aspiring singer, Ashley Alexandra Dupre (her second fake name, her real name is Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro). PageSix.com says:

The woman involved in the scandal that rocked New York and led to a history-making gubernatorial resignation earlier today is a 22-year-old singer who, according to her online profile, fled “an abusive home” at the age of 17. In 2004 she arrived in New York City, where she says she spent two years making contacts, trying to make it in the music biz….”I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music,” the woman known as “Kristen” says on her MySpace profile. “I can honestly tell you to never dwell on the past, but build from it and keep moving forward,” she writes.”

I just listened to some of this chick’s song, so I can understand why she chose a career in the exciting field of having sex for money. Her voice sounds like somebody threw a kitten in a fireplace. I tried to finish it, but my ears told my brain to make me stab myself in the leg. If you can’t tell, I didn’t like it. I mean, unless she’ll give me a discount. For 99% off I could be talked into making this my ringtone. Imagine that. Your song as my ringtone.