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TNA Impact Wrestling Results (1/12) – Jeff Hardy Returns To Action, New Champion Crowned, Angle vs Galloway

Second Match: Awesome Kong & Jade w/The Dollhouse vs. The Beautiful People in a Street Fight 

The Beautiful People, Jade and Kong brawl on the ramp before the match starts. Jade whips Velvet into the ring steps as Kong chokes Madison on the ropes inside the ring. Jade is tossing the usual array of hardcore stuff like kendo sticks and trash cans into the ring. Jade wedges a chair in the corner and then slams a trash can lid into Rayne back as Kong has her up in a choke.

Rayne avoids a Lionsault from Jade and a corner avalanche from Kong, and Velvet goes to work on Kong with the chair before laying Jade out with clotheslines. Velvet bulldogs Jade on the chair and then the Beautiful People take Rebel and Marti out with kendo sticks when they try to get involved. The Beautiful People turns the sticks on Kong, and Madison connects with a missile dropkick for a two count. Kong with a cradle piledriver to pick up the victory. 

Winner: Awesome Kong & Jade

The Beer Money Bash: 

Storm says he’s been drinking all damn day. Storm said that he had to make a hard decision on January 5th, and he decided to make a living for his family, and that meant the reunion of the greatest team in the history of wrestling, Beer Money. Roode says he’s been boozing a bit as well, not as much as Storm too, and he gets emotional when he drinks. Roode says what tore them apart was what brought them together in the first place the desire to be the best. They’re cut from the same cloth, and it took Roode years later, when he won his second World Title the right way, he realized what he did to Storm and the fans was wrong, and he wants to say he’s sorry. Storm & Roode hugged it out. Storm says he’s sorry too for kicking him all those times in his face, and he hands Roode a beer. Roode says he’s sorry he smashed a beer bottle over Storm’s head, so Storm pours a beer in a cup and hands it to him.

Storm says he’s sorry for leaving Roode with all those bar tabs, and Roode says he’s sorry he puked in Storm’s cowboy hat and blamed it on his dog. Storm asks if he’s really sorry, and then says they’re good so he can make a toast to one of the greatest, if not the greatest tag team partner he’s ever had. Roode has proved that he is the best and the it factor of professional wrestling, and Roode wants to make a toast to Storm for starting more bar fights than anyone, and also for always having his back. Roode also wants to toast the fans all over the world, and Storm wants everyone to raise their drinking hands. Storm and Roode realize something’s not right, and Roode says a beer bash needs to get loud and a Beer Money chant begins.

Eric Young’s music hits and he comes out with Bram. Young hurt Storm in the World Title Series, and quitting was the smartest thing he ever did. He made a mistake by coming back and getting into Young’s business, and Roode knows what happens when he sticks his nose in Young’s business. Young doesn’t need or have friends, and he doesn’t even like Bram, but he likes the way he operates and thinks, and what Young does know is that they hate Beer Money’s guts. Storm says he done hurt their feelings, but Young says this has nothing to do with Storm because he’ll never forget what Roode did to him and that he would ruin Roode for the rest of his life. Roode has something that Young wants: he wants the King of the Mountain Title and wants it now. Roode tells Young to shut his mouth, and if Young wants to jump him from behind and whine like a little bitch, then Roode wants to kick his ass like a little bitch in a title match right here and now. Young likes that idea and the match is set.

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