Steel Cage Match: John Cena vs. Big Show
First out is Laurinaitis, who comes out with his single crutch in a god-awful red suit. Out next is Big Show. Next out after that is Vince McMahon. McMahon blows off a handshake attempt from Laurinaitis before sitting down at the announcers table to do commentary. Both he and Johnny are on commentary for this one. John Cena finally comes out last. The cage is locked behind him and our main event is underway. Cena ducks a charging Show, but ends up grabbed by the throat. Cena fights off a chokeslam, but Show takes him right down to the mat. Show picks up Cena and throws him into the cage wall. Cena struggles to get to his feet, and Show throws him into the cage wall again. Show walks over top of Cena, putting all of his weight on Cena’s midsection. Show picks Cena up and Cena fights back, but Show hits Cena with a big clothesline that lays Cena on the mat. Cena struggles to get up and Show helps him, throwing him hard into the cage wall. Show takes another step across Cena’s chest, then smiles down at Ace and Mr. McMahon. Show blasts Cena with a right hand to the ribs. Show yells at Cena that the fans don’t care so he should quit. Show hits Cena with a huge running back splash in the corner. Show drags Cena over to the corner. He begins the slow climb to the second rope. Show hits a giant Vader bomb out of the corner, but still only gets a two count. Show stares down at Cena before picking him up. He takes Cena into the corner and Show climbs up to the top. Show pulls Cena up to the top with him by the throat. Cena tries to fight back, but Show sends him to the mat. Show, standing on the top, looks down at Cena. Show walks across the top rope, and tries for an elbow drop, but Cena moves and Show crashes and burns on the mat. Cena covers Show, but Show kicks out at two. Cena struggles to the door, but Laurinaitis closes the door and locks it. Vince opens the door, but Johnny pushes McMahon and sends him into the door, sending the door crashing into Cena’s head. Cena’s chokeslammed by Show and pinned, but he wont stay down. Show goes for the WMD, but he KO’s the ref. Cena tries for the AA, but Show fights out and hits Cena with a KO punch. Show looks around, then heads for the door. Brodus Clay comes down with a chair in hand and he opens the door for Show, telling him to come right out. Show goes to climb over the top, but Brodus waits for him wherever he goes. Clay motions to the back. Santino and Alex Riley run to the ring and climb up the cage wall, but Show runs into the wall and knocks him back. Zack Ryder comes down and Show blasts him with a punch through the cage wall. Kofi Kingston heads down, and Show catches him at the top of the cage. Kofi catches Show with repeated boots that send him crashing down to the mat. Cena makes his way to the cage door by using the ropes. Show drags himself towards Cena. Show pulls Cena into the center of the ring. Cena manages to hit him with the Attitude Adjustment. Cena covers Show but there’s no ref to make the count. Cena tries climbing the cage. Cena gets to the top but Laurinaitis uses his crutch to hold Cena back. Brodus catches Laurinaitis. Show crawls out the door but Cena hits the floor before Show does. Cena wins.
Winner: John Cena
After The Match:
Cena sees Laurinaitis still being held by Clay. Clay lets him go and he swings at Cena with his crutch. Cena avoids it. Vince gets on the mic and tells Laurinaitis he’s fired. Cena hits the AA on Laurinaitis through the announce table. Cena celebrates to close the show.
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