Reverse The (Danhausen) Curse With Mark Sterling

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Remember that old jingle? I have a structured settlement and I need cash now, call … Smart Mark Sterling?

Ever been cursed by Danhausen? Smart Mark Sterling is here to help — you might be entitled to a cash settlement!

If you or someone you love has been cursed by @DanhausenAD …you could be entitled to compensation.

Don’t live your life thinking you wont be cursed…. Because you will! Don’t be a victim. Don’t wait!#ReverseTheCurse! @AEW #AEWDynamite #AEWRampage pic.twitter.com/a0HMjMSSZB

— Smart Mark Sterling, Esq. (@MarkSterlingEsq) May 9, 2022

Sterling has since said that his office has received thousands of calls, and they will work diligently to help everyone that’s fallen under Danhausen’s influence.

Speaking of injuries and formalities, Bayley took time to respond to all you people that were disappointed she didn’t show up at WrestleMania Backlash on Sunday night:

☀️?Woke up from a nap to see that you idiots still don’t know understand injuries work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s called ReCoVeRy!!!!!!!! ReHaB!!!!!! Re-MoDeL!!!!!!!!!!! Have some ReSpEcT! ???

— Bayley (@itsBayleyWWE) May 9, 2022

Bayley has been out of action since June 2021 due to an ACL injury sustained while training at the WWE Performance Center. Her last match was a mixed tag match that saw her team with Seth Rollins against Bianca Belair & Cesaro on the June 25, 2021 episode of SmackDown.

Sasha Banks is happy that Ahsoka, the new series set in the Star Wars universe is officially in production:

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— Mercedes Moné Varnado (@MercedesVarnado) May 9, 2022

Banks recently said she’d be open to returning the Star Wars universe as Koska Reeves, but she’d just need Vince McMahon to approve the time off to film it.

Like Sasha Banks, former WWE producer / current AEW coach Pat Buck is also a huge Star Wars fan. Buck made his return to the ring (his first match in nearly three years) over the weekend for his own WrestlePro promotion. Buck faced off against Joey Janela, complete with Obi-Wan Kenobi Clone Wars-inspired ring gear (and a Twitter preview set to “Duel Of The Fates”).

Check out the full match below:

Speaking of film and television, it looks like Adam Scherr (fka Braun Strowman) is a fan of The Dark Knight, or maybe just saw it for the first time?