WWE Raw Results
March 21, 2022
Report by Lovell Porter for Wrestlezone.com
Catch up on last week’s coverage here: WWE Raw Results (3/14/22)
Stone Cold Steve Austin music hits. The crowd goes nuts. Kevin Owens walks to the ring dressed as SCSA, complete with a terrible bald cap. Owens does a half-hearted SCSA impression, even getting the crowd to bite on a what chant. Owens says he pretended to be a badass when he heard “Kevin Owens” challenge and made a crappy video in front of his golf cart to act tough. “Stone Cold” is going to WrestleMania, to the KO Show… and he’s cut off with a “we want Stone Cold” chant.
SCSA’s music hits and Owens gets ready for a fight. SCSA never comes out. Owens calls the crowd idiots for falling for the same trick twice. Now it’s time to drink some beer. Owens drops both beers that are thrown at him. Owens tells the stagehand to get in the ring and hand him the beer. The stagehand does, and promptly gets hit with a Stunner. Owens pours the beer on the stagehand before chucking the can.
…… WHAT?@FightOwensFight #WWERaw pic.twitter.com/BosXbREyQX
— WWE (@WWE) March 22, 2022
Backstage, Kevin Patrick asks Seth “Freaking’ Rollins what his state of mind is since he doesn’t have a match at WrestleMania. The crowd chants “Cody’. Rollins takes Patrick’s mic and says he’s going to borrow this and walks away.
The Mysterio vs. The Dirty Dawgs
The Miz joins the commentary desk. In the ring, Dominik lands a rope hop arm drag on Ziggler. Ziggler falls out of the ring. Dominik follows but gets driven into the apron. Ziggler and Roode double team Dominik. The Mysterios clear the ring. Mysterio and Dominik land stereo dives. Rollins walks out on the stage and says the show doesn’t move until he gets a spot at WrestleMania. As Rollins is talking his mic keeps cutting in and out.
THE MIC GOT CUT OFF! WHAT IS GOING ON?!@WWERollins #WWERaw pic.twitter.com/EuIKOMEwTu
— WWE (@WWE) March 22, 2022
Rollins says he came for Stone Cold last week this week… and he gets cut off again. The mic flat-out stops working and Rollins goes on a rant about them trying to shut him up. After the break, Mysterio surprises Roode with a tornado DDT. Mysterio manages to tag in Dominik, who lands a crossbody, followed by a ranna. Tope suicida by Dominik. Ziggler breaks up the pin. Dominik sends Ziggler out of the ring. Mysterio misses a senton off the apron. Roode spinebusters Dominik. Dominik reverses the Glorious DDT into a 619. Dominik lands a splash off the top for the win.
Winners- The Mysterios
???????@mikethemiz #WWERaw pic.twitter.com/wIisFgOLXp
— WWE (@WWE) March 22, 2022
As soon as the bell rings, Ziggler superkicks Dominik. Miz grabs Mysterio outside of the ring and hits the Skull Crushing Finale. Miz rips off Mysterio’s mask. Dominik rushes to cover his father’s face. Dominik calls for a towel as Miz walks up the ramp celebrating.
Backstage, Rollins is in Sonya Deville and Adam Pearce’s office. Pearce says this isn’t the way to get what he wants. Deville says Rollins had a chance but he blew it. Pearce tells Rollins to give him a bit and maybe there is something he can do. Rollins cackles like an idiot as he walks off.
Can @ScrapDaddyAP & @SonyaDevilleWWE help get @WWERollins a clear path on the Road to #WrestleMania?#WWERaw pic.twitter.com/AySXxDNOfu
— WWE (@WWE) March 22, 2022
"@LoganPaul, this is all yours. And I dare you to wear it next week on #WWERaw!"@mikethemiz #WrestleMania pic.twitter.com/quBmM2u7nd
— WWE (@WWE) March 22, 2022
