Don’t mess with Colt Cabana, nor his mother. Marcia Cabana laid down some rhymes in promotion of her son as he’s facing Max Caster tonight on AEW Dark Elevation. Caster will have Anthony Bowens in his corner, but Colt will have the words of his mom at his side in addition to Dark Order. Here are the lyrics in full:
“So Max and Tony, you’re on Monday night,
You’ll have to cheat to win this fight.
“Silver jacket lined in pink?
Max, you think you’re shit don’t stink.
“Acclaimed would be your team name,
But Colt Cabana will put you to shame.
“With your big ass gold chain and boombox,
Your hair looks worse than Goldylocks.
“Paul Wight known as Big Show,
He won’t be wrestling but he’s ‘in the know’
“About Max Caster on Dark Elevation,
Part of his schtick is ‘hands-on’ masturbation.
“Colt will put on his Billy Goat’s Curse,
You Max and Tony will perform your worst.
“In Colt’s corner, Dark Order will cheer,
Also Hangman drinking his beer.
“Justin Roberts, voice of All Elite,
Will announce that Colt can’t be beat.
“And in the end, Caster you will lose,
And my son Colt is now king of the Jews!”
Transcription credit should go to @DominicDeAngelo of WrestleZone