Pat Buck Defeated In Lightsaber Battle By Joey Ryan’s Penis (Video)

Pat Buck has some serious hatred brewing for Joey Ryan and his nether regions. Just last week, ‘The Buzzkiller’  attempted to sever Ryan’s member with a chainsaw, but was unsuccessful, as Ryan ended up besting his opponent at a StandAlone Wrestling event.

Buck admitted to trying to end Ryan’s career last week, and has now attempted to separate Ryan from his genitalia—this time with a red light saber, fittingly the color of The Dark Side. After this week’s miscalculation Buck wrote, “My dark side underestimated Ryan’s force.”

Video of the incident appears below, but readers and Star Wars fans especially be forewarned, as this is potentially life altering:

RELATED: Joey Ryan On Bringing Down The Veil of Kayfabe, Intergender Wrestling Criticism Being A Microcosm Of Society