Good luck getting basic necessities.
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You can pry our pizza rolls from our cold, dead hands.
This shortage probably won’t last for long. But, in the meantime, we’ve decided to rank the best condiments that aren’t…
Pepperidge Farm, maker of irresistible cookies like Mint Milanos, Bordeaux, and Chessmen, is warning customers that the cookie jar might…
Pizza Panic: Pepperoni Shortage Might Soon Have You Ordering a Plain Cheese, Kevin McCallister Style
This shortage is mostly affecting small pizza restaurants because the price of pepperoni has steadily increased in recent months, while…
Social solidarity is our most valuable resource, not TP, no matter how velvety soft it may be.
There might be a tequila shortage and that's awful.
In the face of a national lime shortage, the proper appliance of Hornitos Tequila can save the sour day.
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Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Alba was spotted in a Hollywood video store grabbing several XXX videos. According…
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