All this to say, you'll know where to find Senator Cruz next time Texas freezes over.
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The one silver lining of that disaster is now anytime the weather in Texas puts a strain on the power…
The Ted Cruz Crisis Management Guide to Timely Vacations (And Who to Blame Them On Like A Total Pro)
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Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.
