Food & DrinkMeanwhile in Maryland: Candy Shop Selling Chocolate-Covered Cicadas, But Will It Get You Into a Horny Orgy, Too?by Christopher Osburn
FunMeanwhile in Maryland: Arsonist Watches DIY Housefire With Roommate Inside From Comfort of Lawnchair, Likely a Dishwasher Disagreement That Went Up in Flames (Video)by Mandatory Editors
InspireMan Posts Daily Dad Joke On His Front Lawn, So Funny They Could Cut Through Grassby Christopher Osburn
FunPlot Twist: Bank Teller Robs Customer After Large Cash Withdrawal, Steals Their Free Sucker, Tooby Ken Franklin
Weird NewsHarmless Tweet Poking Fun At Student’s Spelling Gets Maryland School Employee Firedby Tommy Gimler
