Dark and horny, just as you'll always remember your quarantine life.
End of the World
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Mars is lovely this time of year.
Hey, Costco wants you to live.
Well this isn't good news.
Earth doesn't stand a chance.
So long, earth.
And none of them involve hiring a bunch of oil drillers.
Take cover.
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