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Costco Is Selling A $6,000 Survival Kit For When The World Goes To Hell Hey, Costco wants you to live.
NASA Reveals Plans To Save Mankind From Massive Asteroid And none of them involve hiring a bunch of oil drillers.
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The Best Tinder Pick-Up Lines Using Girls’ Names Put a little effort into your e-seduction by using her name in these clever ways.