Food & DrinkMeanwhile in Maryland: Candy Shop Selling Chocolate-Covered Cicadas, But Will It Get You Into a Horny Orgy, Too?by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkMandatory Food Fights: Dairy Queen’s Blizzard v. McDonald’s McFlurriesby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkGorgeous TikToker Goes Viral For Eating Giant Foods, Takes Food Porn to a Whole ‘Nother Levelby Mandatory Editors
FunSour Patch Kids Bath Bomb Says It’s Now Slightly More Acceptable to Drink Your Bath Waterby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkReese’s Announces New Candy Cup Made Entirely of Peanut Butter, Can’t Wait to See What Sick Trend TikTok Comes With For Thatby Ken Franklin
FunThe Funniest Peeps Dioramas on the Internet (Now That Everyone’s Favorite Marshmallow Treats Are Back!)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkCadbury Gets Creamed For Egging on Same-Sex Kisses to Children, Parents Say Stick to Feeding My Kids Polluted Candyby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkKraft Releases Valentine’s Day Pink Candy Mac ‘n Cheese, Looks Like the Pepto You’ll Need Afterwardsby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkDream Job Alert: You Can Get Paid $30 an Hour to Eat and Judge Candy (Which You Already Do For a Living)by Christopher Osburn
