Food & DrinkBrick or Treat! Family Creates ‘CandyPult’ to Shoot Halloween Candy at Kids This Year, Concussions on the Wayby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkWelcome the Halloween Candy Luge (And Other Trick or Treating Hacks) For People Who Refuse to Give Up Their Favorite Holidayby Christopher Osburn
CultureThe Secret Behind Making a Good ‘Skittlebrau,’ The Most Festive of Holiday Drinksby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkRANKED! The CDC’s Most High-Risk Halloween Activities For a Barely Spooky Quaranteen (and a Few We Added Ourselves)by Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkSour Patch Kids Release All-Blue Bags of Candy Amidst Demands (And People Say America Is Lazy When It Comes to Voting?)by Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkHalloween Candy Arrives Early (And in Family Size) to Ensure America Maintains Obesity Levelsby Christopher Osburn
Food & DrinkGrocery Store Repurposes Salad Bar For Alcohol and Candy, We’ve Been Suggesting This For Yearsby Christopher Osburn
FunTennessee Bear Breaks Into Cabin in Pursuit of Sweets, Says It’s Easier Than Putting on Those Damn Gloves (And Waiting in Line For an Hour)by Mandatory Editors
CannabisKeep National Stress Awareness Month Going With Cannabis Relief Kit Deliveryby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkWeird News: Chips Ahoy Creates Sour Patch Kids Cookies Because Who Gives a Damn at This Pointby Christopher Osburn
