Don't try to drunkenly conquer the rapids if they lead to a dam that will almost certainly kill you.
blackout drunk
TRENDING
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Alba was spotted in a Hollywood video store grabbing several XXX videos. According…
Perv out.
10 hot photos of Cote de Pablo.
Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.
