FunFlight Attendant Union Working to Ban Capitol Rioters From Their Flights Home, Surely Buddy Don Can Pick Them Up on His Way Out of Townby Mandatory Editors
Food & DrinkBeer Brand Wants to Send You on a ‘Flight to Nowhere,’ All You Have to Do Is Oversleep, Get Lost, Contract COVID and Go Homeby Christopher Osburn
FunAirlines Have Canceled In-Flight Alcohol, There Goes Our Only Motivation For Flyingby Mandatory Editors
InspireMandatory Good News: NYC Hospital Staff Gets Free Vacations as Thank-You Gift For Coronavirus Workby Mandatory Editors
FunWeird News: TSA Finds ‘Like 20 Bags’ of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in Woman’s Luggage, Claims It’s Not Easy Being Cheesyby Nick Perkins
FunWoman Brings Emotional Support Pony on Flight, Gives Everybody Else in Airport Anxietyby Ken Franklin
LivingHypersonic 90-Minute Jet From NYC To London Goes From 0 To Airsickness In Seconds Flatby Ken Franklin
