Hilarious Valentine’s Day Cards Guaranteed to Make You Glad You’re Single

If ever there was a greeting card holiday, Valentine’s Day is it. It’d be nice if throwing a heart-shaped box of chocolates and a dozen roses at your sweetheart would suffice, but the reality is that Feb. 14 demands heartfelt confessions in writing. Unless you fancy yourself a modern Shakespeare who can compose swoon-worthy sonnets, that means buying a greeting card. This is perhaps the most painful part of being coupled up on V-day and it’s one task that’s near impossible to get right. That’s why there are so many hilarious Valentine’s Day cards (whether they intend to be or not). Instead of despairing over the greeting card aisle, have a laugh at these ridiculous cards with us and thank your lucky stars you’re single.

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