Because zombies will take over soon...
Now dare them to call you 'uncool' again.
We don't have time to heat up soup on the stovetop, we'll just use a flamethrower!
If you're planning to save the world and become a hero, you might as well get a flamethrower.
Just make sure not to burn down your house.
What else are you going to do? Step on them?
Start a fire, make some S'mores, look like a bad ass.
I can't believe some people like cold pizza, that's just wrong. So heat that sucker up asap!