The Most Hilarious (And Scariest) Things That Have Ever Happened To Guys While Going Down On A Girl

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Diving into a girl’s panties can have scarring consequences on men as we all known and as these hilarious and scary going down on her stories testify. Probably every man on the planet had one. That one moment when enthusiasm is broken with just a strong “nope” and panning out from the danger zone. These moments rank higher than first kiss horror stories and strip club horror stories in terms of awkwardness and the long term potential for cringe.

Some of these going down on a girl bad stories can also be regarded as crazy sex stories, but mostly not in a good way. They are mostly from Reddit, but people had the urge to relieve their pain all across the internet.

Going Down On A Girl Stories

#1 Had a woman shart while I was going down on her. We were outdoors under the stars and there was a party in the background. I thought I’d misheard it or her stomach was just gurgling. But the smell got pretty rank, so I switch to finger work. Then I got poo on my knuckles and pinky finger.

Completely disgusted and drunk, I just kind of wiped my hand off on the grass and said adieu. Went back to the party and washed my hands thoroughly under some hot ass water and avoided her after that.

#2 This girl and I were having sex, and we swapped places so I could go down on her. She was on the couch, and I was on my knees. Her cat wandered by as I was giving her head and it started to licked my junk.

#3 Nothing outrageous, but I did remember finding an “object” with my tongue while going down on a girl only to realise it was a little ball of toilet tissue that had clearly managed to lodge itself there. Like olives on a pizza I just picked it off and carried on.

#4 Worst that happened while going down on her was a girl farting when she came. Seriously, I mean, a loud, prolonged burst of flatulence. She was MORTIFIED.

#5 Nothing really dramatic in this case of going down on a girl, just a pubic hair forcibly removed from her pussy when it somehow got caught between my teeth. I can still hear her scream of pain.

#6 Was 19 with an 18 year old girl and was going down on her. She smelled so bad down there I started to dry heave uncontrollably. Tears were rolling down my cheeks like I’d just been maced. It’s been about ten years since this happened and I’ve yet to smell anything more rank. The thing smelled fucking dead.

I had to go to the bathroom to get a hold of myself. I tried to wash my hands and still couldn’t get the smell off. I told her we were done for the day. Did not go out with her again. She was pretty embarrassed, but I don’t see how she could not have known about it.

#7 I was going down on a girl I’d been dating one night. When she had an orgasm (at least I hope that’s what it was), her knees bucked and she dislocated my left shoulder. She was very patient while I tried to shove it back in its socket Lethal Weapon-style, but the date ended before we had a chance to resume.

#8 Well, things were ‘happening’, I start licking/kissing my way down there, and she says, ‘WAIT!’ I get up, she puts her fingers down there, then sniffs them and slowly says ‘Um…yeah, it’s OK.’ I froze and said, ‘Um…no it’s not!’ Mood, ruined, and evening, done and done.

#9 I was dating a girl in graduate school and we went out drinking until early in the morning. She wanted me to go down on her in the front seat of the car. I did. I woke up to her thumping me in the head. I said, oops sorry, and went back to what I was doing. A little bit later I woke up again to her thumping me in the head. I finally said I was WAY too tired to do this. So, we went our separate ways for the night.

#10 Not really a going down on her “horror” story, but she had so much hair it was hard for me to even touch my tongue to her skin.

Do you have some Vietnam style flashbacks when thinking about going down on a girl? Sharing is the first step to recovery. Also, it would make us really happy.

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