Here We Have Some Detachable Jeans For Sale Because What Else Is Left To Invent?
Photo: Opening Ceremony
It seems like fashion designers are really trying to one-up each other in the “how can we mess up jeans even more” competition, because another bizarre pair of jeans is on sale.
It all started with the jeans that unzip in the back to show off your entire ass. And then after that it was all about the $425 jeans that came with fake mud on them. And now? Now we have to talk about the “Detachable Cut-Out Front Jeans” from Opening Ceremony. You read that right.
These jeans are apparently designed to show off your ass, because even while they are long pants, they have cut outs under the butt in order to showcase your butt cheeks. Hey, it’s fashion, right? Right? And since the weather is getting warmer, these jeans are also completely detachable so you can rip off those bad boys and have yourself a diaper made out of denim. Incredible!
What’s that? You’re super eager to get a pair? Sure, do you have $425? You don’t? Well, you can always just wear a regular pair of jeans like a freak.