To make up for the Miley Cyrus and Amy Schumer posts, here’s some pics of the Miss USA 2017 contestants in bikinis. Do I really need to say anything about these? Wait, I do. Miss Maryland and Miss New Jersey and Miss Arkansas. How y’all doin?
2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition
2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition #1
The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Maryland Adrianna David Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Alaska Alyssa London Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss New Hampshire Sarah Mousseau Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss North Dakota Raquel Wellentin Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss New Jersey Chhavi Verg Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss New York Hannah Lopa Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Oklahoma Alex Smith Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss South Carolina Megan Gordon Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss New York Hannah Lopa Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Alaska Alyssa London Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Hawaii Julie Kuo Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss New Mexico Ashley Mora Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss South Dakota Tessa Dee Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Arizona Tommy Lynn Calhoun Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Arkansas Arynn Johnson Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Illinois Whitney Wandland Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Mississippi Ashley Hamby Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss North Carolina Katie Coble Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Oregon Liz Denny Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Pennsylvania Cassandra Angst Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Rhode Island Kelsey Swanson Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Tennessee Allee-Sutton Hethcoat Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Texas Nancy Gonzalez Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Utah Baylee Jensen Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Vermont Madison Trimbey Cota Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Virginia Jacqueline Carroll Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss Washington Alex Carlson-Helo Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com
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The 2017 Miss USA Preliminary Competition at Mandalay Bay Event Center Featuring: Miss West Virginia Lauren Roush Where: Las Vegas, Nevada, United States When: 05 May 2017 Credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com